The Tragic Tale of Fifi the Dog
David Kim
UC Davis
The Tragic Tale of Fifi the Dog
by Pickles da Goat
Heroes old and new have arisen
Throughout the sands of time
Achilles, Macbeth, Gizmoduck
To 2014’s Jon Levine (god he’s so FOINE~)
But all these do pale when compared
To the terrifying trifecta who dared
Wage war with the wily wretched worms
Many lives taken, over a billion deaths confirmed
So if you will so permit me to share
My tale and melodious ode
Hear of Boyce, Conrad, and Houston
Slayers of the hated nematode!
Fifi the Pom had a problem
A coprophagic addicted to poop
Risk of disease ran high yet she still rolled the die
Until a problem arose in her crap chute