Eskimo kisses

Entry, Creative Corner
Chelsea Anderson, Cornell University

 

Q: Why was Rowdy the beagle kicked out of the vet hospital?

Entry, Foot in Mouth Disease
Julia Drury, Cornell Univeristy

A: He would not stop barking and chasing the CAT scan machine

The Nose Knows

Entry, Creative Corner

Hannah Facey, Cornell

Entry, Foot in Mouth
Hannah Facey, Cornell

Everyone knows that when a cow begins to cough and poop at the same time, you should at least back up to avoid the projectile splatter. In one of my attempts to avoid this awful fate, I stepped on a ho and the other end came up and whacked me straight in the forehead. The farmer and his son nearly died of laughter as a purple golf ball sized swelling appeared on my head. 

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Entry, Creative Corner
Stephanie Silberstang, Cornell