Specialist Superlatives

Katelyn Reist (Western University) submitted this witty poem and fun memes to our 'Foot in Mouth Disease' category!  We all need a laugh each day - thank you for your creativity!

Going into a specialty? Here are a few things you should know about each one: 

• Cardiologists have a big heart. 
• Surgeons only cut to cure. 
• Radiologists are colored blind, and only see things in black and white. 
• Ophthalmologists look out for each other.  
• Dermatologists will help you grow your hair back. 
• Microbiologists are very small. 
• Internist’s favorite activity are puzzles. 
• ECC’s are always there when you really need them. 
• Dentists bite! 
• Neurologists have an open mind.
• Nutritionists have weight loss programs and are the only ones who can recite the Krebs cycle!
• Toxicologists will always take too much. 
• Behaviorists never ask, “How do you feel today?”
• Pharmacologists always have drugs on hand. 
• Anesthesiologists will put you to sleep.
• Pathologists are always late.