What do you get when you mix vet med with taxidermy?

There was once an aspiring veterinarian who put himself through veterinary school working nights as a taxidermist. Upon graduation, he decided he could combine his two vocations to better serve the needs of his patients and their owners, while doubling his practice and, therefore, his income. He opened his own office with a sign on the door saying, “Dr. Jones, Veterinary Medicine and Taxidermy. Either Way, You Get Your Dog Back!”

This hilarious submission was sent in by Heather Reist from Lincoln-Memorial University!