Laughter is the best medicine...

Anika Farina, Tufts

Foot In Mouth Disease, Entry

"During the days I was studying for a round of tests, my grandmother, who is not technologically savvy by any means, decided she would use her cell phone. She texted me these jokes to cheer me up. She swears these jokes are her originals, but I also know she watches a lot of Ellen DeGeneres, and this first joke is definitely from Ellen." 

1. What did the pig say at the beach on a hot summer day?

I am Bakin’ 

2. What washes up on small beaches?

Microwaves

3. Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda!? He was lucky it was a soft drink!

4. What does Delaware?

New Jersey

 5. What starts with P, ends in E, and has a million letters in it?

Post Office