Pretty Fly (For a Lab Guy)
Rosalie Ierardi - Illinois
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"Pretty Fly (For a Lab Guy)", by Rosalie Ierardi, 2015
Parody of "Pretty Fly (For a White Guy)", by The Offspring, 1998
send it to me, baby (uh huh uh huh)
send it to me, baby (uh huh uh huh)
send it to me, baby (uh huh uh huh)
and all the doctors think I'm pretty fly ... for a lab guy
la influenza A hache cinco ene dos (influenza A H5N2)
you've heard about diseases
you've seen them in the news
the microscopic battles that we can't afford to lose
before you pick a treatment
you'd better get it right
you want a diagnosis?
we'll help you win the the fight
you'll be feeling swell / in the VDL
when you're finding viral plaques in microtiter wells
see them replicate / right there on your plate
with DNA / with DNA
finding serovars / running PCRs
just make sure that you don't breathe it or you might come down with SARS
the world needs virology
so hey! hey! use that thinky thing!
send it to me, baby (uh huh uh huh)