My Patient Today by Price Dickson
A humorous poem written by Price Dickson from University of Illinois.
My Patient Today
My patient today tried to bite me
Though these pills will make him feel better
His jaws I must pry, though his teeth make me cry
And my hand looks like it’s been through the shredder
My patient today sunk her claws in
With hissing and urine to spray
She flies off the table, to catch her I’m not able
I’m not getting a TPR today
My patient today knocked me over
With an e-collar straight to the knee
He ran to the door as I fell to the floor
And THAT’s when he started to pee.
My patient today tried to kick me
A thousand pounds of angry hooves
Though he is quite ill
He is ready to kill
I sure hope his condition improves…
My client today called me names
And worse she tried to imply
The bill is too steep and we’re obviously creeps…
Is she trying to make me cry?
My patient today gave me kisses
That cat purred when I walked in the door
The pup ate his food, no clients were rude
Now I remember what I’m doing this for.
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