Humans of Symposium

If you could fight 100 duck-sized horses or 1 horse-sized duck, which would you choose? You can have one weapon but it can't be a gun.

"I'll fight one horse-sized duck with a…"

"Huge french fry because ducks really love french fries."

"Yes! french fries have too much salt and it makes their stomach explode."

“Wait is it the salt or the bread?”

Wait, so what is the reason a french fry would kill the duck?

“Because it would distract the duck... and salt. Salt toxicity”

“Are you sure it’s not the bread?”

“I’m pretty sure the proteins in the whole-wheat gives them angel wing syndrome. It’s when they have dorsally displaced, deformed wings”