Things My Mother Says

Christina Tataryn, Western University of Health Sciences

Foot In Mouth Disease, Honorable Mention

I walked into the kitchen one day to my mom singing "La cucaracha, La cucaracha, la la la la la la la.....". 

Me: mom what are you doing? 

Mom: Making Lemonade

Me: Why are you singing that song?

Mom: Its means "The Lemonade" in Spanish

Me: No Mom.....it means Cockroach

Mom: Oh.... well they like lemonade too! 

I talked to my mom on the phone the other day and was telling her about my new spending budget while I'm in school.

Mom: I'm so glad your being so savage!

Me: Savage?? Do you mean savvy???