Laughter is the Best Medicine

Merry Kroeger

Foot In Mouth Disease, Honorable Mention

Some of my all-time favorite jokes have been passed down to me by my dad. Others have been told by fellow classmates. Enjoy and laugh!

1) It was bright and early the next morning when Farmer Jones decided to go visit his neighbor, Farmer Brown. You see, a horrendous storm had passed through the night before, (including a tornado), causing a lot of damage to the countryside. Farmer Jones was a bit worried and wanted to make sure his neighbor was alright. So he trekked over to Farmer Brown's house and knocked on the neighbor's front door. Farmer Brown answered.

"That was quite a storm we had last night." said Farmer Jones.

"Yeah it was. Did you have much damage to your barn?" asked Farmer Brown.

"Not bad Farmer Brown. But it could have been worse. How about you? Did you have much damage to your barn?" asked Farmer Jones.

"I don't know. I haven't found it yet!" exclaimed Farmer Brown.

2) Q: What do you call a cow that just had a calf?

A: DE-CALFINATED!

3) My parents worked several summers at a retreat center in Colorado that hosted for families and churches. One of the fun activities offered at the center for the visitors was horseback riding. The following statement was used to describe the trail horses that best fit the needs of the visitors:

"We have horses of all shapes and sizes, folks! We have small horses for small people. We have large horses for large people. We have short horses for short people, and tall horses for tall people. And for people who have never ridden a horse, we have horses that have never been ridden!"