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Saturday
Mar022013

'A Turd Treatise' by Pickles da Goat

Honorable Mention, Foot in Mouth Disease
David Kim, UC Davis

Deep in a forest, where life was simple and free
A young monk sat, meditating under a tree
To an audience of gathered birds and bunnies
He asked with a tranquil smile, why is poop so funny?
 
As life is ever changing,
So too does a doody’s shape.
There’s cow pies, pellets, and pudding
Footlong logs, leaving mouths agape!
 
Or what of its colors of various hues
Drink some Hypnotiq and watch it turn blue
Sterco stains brown, c-phyll creates green
Add crack in your diet to give it some sheen!
 
And let’s not forget its wondrous smells
Eat and digest; soon, a surprise scent will dispel
Over 31 flavors from rankly rancid to sickly sweet
Baskin Robbins? Pshaw, them feces have you beat
 
Praises we sing of this divine inspiration
O humorous gods, how great is your creation
And that is why, my dear animal brethren
That to talk of turd is to speak of heaven!
 

 

 

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