Foot in Mouth- a remake of "Firework"

As you approach your next semester of clinics or classes- let this serve as a laugh and an inspiration :)

Especially for the class of 2012- you can make it! Almost there!

To the tune of "Firework" by Katy Perry

By Julie Kornder

Do you ever feel

Like a fluid bag

Is dripping on your head;

Just hanging by a thread?

Do you ever feel,

Feel so very stressed?

How will you ever sleep,

Pass the boards, and rest?

Can you localize

Where that horse is lame?

Block the nerves and trot.

These x rays all look the same.

Do you know that there’s an ophtho case for you?

Cuz there’s a Vet in you.

You just gotta

Shine your pen light

In the patient’s eye

To localize.

PLR is fine!

I’m gonna wear my White Coat

And finally use my Stethoscope.

Clinics make me say Oh! Oh! Oh!

As I stay up writing SOAPS SOAPS SOAPS.

I’m gonna wear my White Coat

And do a Minimum Database.

Chem CBC UA-A-A

I sure hope that they can Pay Pay Pay.

You don’t have to feel

Like it will never end.

May 2012,

You’ll be a DVM!

If you only knew

How to pay back your debt,

Communication, and

Practice Management.

Maybe the reason why

You do 3 fecal floats

So you don’t miss worms

And then see them with your endoscope.

Cushing Yes or No?

Your head will spin.

Your first emergency!

I just hope that

The barn is quiet.

I’m on call tonight.

A colic arrives!

Adrenal over-drive!

I’m gonna wear my White Coat

And finally use my Stethoscope.

Clinics make me say Oh! Oh! Oh!

As I stay up writing SOAPS SOAPS SOAPS.

I’m gonna wear my White Coat

And do a Minimum Database

Chem CBC UA-A-A

I sure hope that they can Pay Pay Pay.

Boom! Boom! Boom!

Clients already in the room room room!

Pet needs a rectal where’s the lube lube lube?

And vaccines are over-due due due!

I’m gonna wear my White Coat

And finally use my Stethoscope.

Clinics make me say Oh! Oh! Oh!

As I stay up writing SOAPS SOAPS SOAPS.

I’m gonna wear my White Coat

And do a Minimum Database.

Chem CBC UA-A-A

I sure hope that they can Pay Pay Pay.

Boom! Boom! Boom!

Internal Med with Dr Sum Sum Sum.

Boom! Boom! Boom!

No more eating lunch at Noon Noon Noon!