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Humans of Symposium

What do you like about each other?

"What if I can’t think of anything..... his Jimmy Neutron hair, specifically."

"I like his good looks. Does that count?"

If you won the lottery tonight, what would you do for the rest of your life?

“I would want to be Beyonce. Except I would like to be ‘Feyonce’…. I would like to be Jay-Z’s fiancé.”

Humans of Symposium

What was the greatest moment of your life?

“I was tutoring before I got into vet school. When I got in, I told this little girl who I was helping and she said she wanted to be just like me.”

Humans of Symposium

"Can we do two questions?"

Sure.

How would life be different if crocodiles could fly?

“I would never go outside. I would literally never go outside.”

“I would never want to go to Florida. There’s no crocodiles in Minnesota.”

You know you're in vet school when... 

“…you can talk about fecal material at dinner time.”

“When you EAT fecal material at dinner time.”